I literally did mean that I wanted him to go to the hospital, get the supplies necessary, and break my water! (Because he is a legitimate physician--or "Doc Doc" as I like to say.) People have been quite frank about suggesting other methods--- :o) ---but I just can't go there.
Just made me laugh and I had to clarify!!
[Addendum: Right as I hit the "post" button, afore-mentioned Doc Doc walked in with flowers from a random grocery store run. Is he not the best? Thank you, sweet husband!]